LILFELLA-002: Reptilian Asshole

Codename: LILFELLA-002

Nickname: Reptillian Asshole

Description: LILEFELLA-002 is a tall humanoid lizard-like figure who likes to sit in very large glass domes and sip tea all day apparently, it hydrates his h e a d. Often he likes to play pranks on visitors by making himself look like a gentleman but will just shove his crumpets down your throat if you don’t eat them and then proceed to kick you out. Also, if you steal his fancy white gloves his eye will split open and a long tongue will come out, he will then lick you as a form of torture, he’s known to do this for hours until the human is soaked in saliva and is VERY visibly uncomfortable. He likes to watch horror movies and drink eye drops because he’s fucking weird. He’s currently hunting down LILFELLA-001 because he wants to devour the b i r d m e a t.

Procedures for Dr. Margarita:
 * I can't stress this enough, DO NOT SEDUCE THE FUCKING LIZARD
 * I DONT CARE IF THE LICKING FEELS NICE I CAN AND WILL TAKE YOUR CLEARANCE FOR HIM IF I CATCH YOU AGAIN