LILFELLA-001: The Great Parakeet

Codename: LILFELLA-001

Name: The Great Parakeet

Description: LILFELLA-001 is a Monk Parakeet, about 8 feet and 9 inches tall, including the golden crown on their head. LILFELLA-001 was found on the roof of a candy store in Virginia City, NV, eating out of one of the barrels of taffy and screeching at any approaching tourists. When the owners of the shop were questioned, they said this was a regular occurrence and happened every time they tried to sell their cinnamon roll flavored taffy. When trying to contain LILFELLA-001, not only did we find out that their feathers contain dangerous levels of heroine, but HOLY FUCK IT CAN TALK-

Nonetheless, LILFELLA-001 is now contained in a large, 12 feet bird cage in Dr. Kostümfest's office. We've attempted to speak to it but it only asks us to praise it and it's glorious avian body, so we feed it cinnamon roll taffy every few hours since it only seems to eat and drink sugar.

If you end up in charge taking care of LILFELLA-001, here are some procedures to remember:
 * Feed it before you feed yourself
 * Do not question him if he demands you for fruit snacks
 * Refill it's bowl every few hours with strawberry soda, but after midnight give it only apple juice for the sake of humanity