LILFELLA-009: Speak or Pee

Codename: LILFELLA-009

Name: THE COUNCIL WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE

Description: LILFELLA-009 is a tall humanoid that looks like a female teacher, about 6 feet and 5 inches tall with brown hair, blue eyes, and ominously sharp red nails. When approached, LILFELLA-009 will ask you only one simple question.

"SPEAK OR PEE"
You cannot avoid this question, you cannot avoid LILFELLA-009 if they spot you, you can only answer.

If you choose "SPEAK" your bladder and intestines will completely shut down for exactly 24 hours

If you choose "PEE" you cannot speak, if you try to speak you'll instantly be met by various unknown punches to the gut

Choose wisely.