LILFELLA-003

LILFELLA-003, known as the Very Polite Chicken, is a chicken of the breed Bresse Gauloise, it stands up to a height of 0.61 meters. To communicate it will use telepathy, making anyone interacting with it look crazy to people unaware of it's anomalous abilities. LILFELLA-003 seems to be very polite, expressing this behavior around anyone even if the person interacting with 003 is aggressive. It's been confirmed by multiple interviews that 003's name is Richard and that it expresses a slight disliking to motorcyclists, Russians, and rats. It is unadvised to put LILFELLA-004 in a room with LILFELLA-003.

During multiple interviews LILFELLA-003 has been very supportive to anyone expressing any sort of sadness, trying to cheer them up. Attempts of cheering that LILFELLA-003 will do consists of:

-Gentle wing pats

-Supportive comments

-And quiet clucking

(And Dr. Kostümfest, please stop putting little jackets on LILFELLA-003)

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''"Who the hell is buying "telepathy picking up microphones" on Amazon?? That shit costs like $200!" -Dr. Kostümfest''

''"i wanna know if chickens can smack their lips for science" -Dr. Margarita''